" expiration date "

 [ "expiration date" ]

1: something that is not printed on people

  * e.g.,  ... timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date 

 [ "expiration dating" ]

1: To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

  * e.g.,  ... "I hear you started dating some new girl." 

 [ "Expiration Dating" ]

1: Expiration Dating ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting

  * e.g.,  ... The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?" The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then." The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms." (See 'ol girl) 

 [ "Expiration Dating" ]

2: - verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\ : dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

  * e.g.,  ... (See eufeminism) 

 [ "Expiration Date" ]

1: When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.

  * e.g.,  ... Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger. 

 [ "expiration dating" ]

1: being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall. 

 [ "expiration-dating" ]

1:  when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.

  * e.g.,  ... “Are you still going out with Giselle?” 

 [ "Expiration Date" ]

1: Going out on a date for the sole purpose of breaking up with someone.

  * e.g.,  ... “I was blindsided - when he took me out I had no idea that it would be an expiration date!” 

 [ "Eteri expiration date" ]

1: The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.

  * e.g.,  ... Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season" Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win" 

 [ "Gay Past the Expiration Date" ]

1: A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.

  * e.g.,  ... Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date. 

 [ "New York City Expiration Date" ]

1: Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.

  * e.g.,  ... Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom? Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.